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15 1 / 2014
This one time, my director and a designer was brainstorming and he went, “It’s like that, whasisname cheese that lives with a pineapple under the sea?”
19 12 / 2013
"Ummm…like canning? Canning food items? She can’t can things? Is that article about canning something, maybe?"
When the author asked a non-Internet-obsessed (read: non-tumblr user) friend what he thought the phrase “I lost all ability to can” meant.
22 11 / 2013
So there's this Dr Who game on today's google logo
- Co-worker 1: What's Dr Who?
- Co-worker 2 (tumblr user): You probably shouldn't ask this around tumblr much.
- Co-worker 3: It's a Cumberbatch series.
- Me: !!!!
- Me: I'm gonna assume you did that to annoy me
- Co-worker 4: It's a cartoon right?
- Co-worker 4: Oh wait, that's Dr Seuss
20 9 / 2013
Overheard at Work: The Art of Deflection
- Senior Consultant: Who do you think is worse now? Her or me?
- Junior Consultant: Uh, I'm starting to find out.
28 8 / 2013
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16 2 / 2013
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT